Fixing Paper Jams the rational way

[Craig Maier]

Use this procedure to remove a printer paper jam using the Scientific Method.

(free advice)

1. Scream 263 times and observe the jam
2. If it is still jammed, wiggle anything on the printer that moves after the loud scream
3. Repeat step number 2
4. Go back to step number 2 and repeat 1000 times
5. Wiggle the loosest thing on the printer even still more
6. Wiggle it more and more until the plug falls out of the wall socket
7. If the jam is not let loose, re-cycle the machine and buy another one on the way back home
8. Problem solved

Craig